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ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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