Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Randomize
