I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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