Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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