You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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