Duck Duck Cougar?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I need to align my fucking chakras
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Do plants get herpes?
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