my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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