youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
ugly people sure do ruin things
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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