ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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