redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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