ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize