They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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