Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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