we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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