I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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