whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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