There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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