What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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