Your mouth is God's brothel.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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