She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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