I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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