I got chris browned last night
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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