i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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