at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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