I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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