I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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