Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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