So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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