Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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