We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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