He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
