WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize