You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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