Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
