IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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