Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Randomize