Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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