Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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