His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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