Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i barfeds in our rink
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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