Sponge bath it is.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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