god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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