Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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