i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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