these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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