honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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