I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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