But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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