Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Say something about gay babies.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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