She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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