Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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