Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just want to make out with him forever
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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