Your face is a jimmy john
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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