no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
bring money and cleavage
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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